me filling out a job application

neptunain:

previous employment: pop glam, glamm magazine, metropolitan magazine

references: kim kardashian

I don’t have a temper.

farorescourage:

cannedviennasausage:

basedpidgeot:

lydiapocalypse:

maxofs2d:

i’m pretty sure nobody will ever be able to top this

please

call the police

in c r e di ble

bury me to this song

Not all monsters do monstrous things.

#when I find myself in times of trouble #pennsatucky comes to me #speaking words of wisdom

lotr meme: eight scenes (4/8)

"My friends, you bow to no one"

domericbolton:

last night my father said “good night mario” because i had been driving him around today and apparently going too fast, like the car racer mario andretti

but i didn’t know what he was talking about so i just sleepily replied “good night luigi”

resstless:

IF YOU EVER FEEL SAD JUST LOOK AT THIS FAKE SLAP 

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snailfairy:

I’m still alive but I’m barely breathing

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Let’s say you’ve swallowed a bad thing and now it’s got its hands inside you. […] Let’s say you’re still completely in the dark but we love you anyway. We love you. We really do.