previous employment: pop glam, glamm magazine, metropolitan magazine
references: kim kardashian
I don’t have a temper.
i’m pretty sure nobody will ever be able to top this
call the police
in c r e di ble
bury me to this song
Not all monsters do monstrous things.
#when I find myself in times of trouble #pennsatucky comes to me #speaking words of wisdom
lotr meme: eight scenes (4/8)
"My friends, you bow to no one"
last night my father said “good night mario” because i had been driving him around today and apparently going too fast, like the car racer mario andretti
but i didn’t know what he was talking about so i just sleepily replied “good night luigi”
IF YOU EVER FEEL SAD JUST LOOK AT THIS FAKE SLAP
I’m still alive but I’m barely breathing